happy birthday to the twins

kreuzader:

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phantomofthebookstore:

Thought this scene from The Office was fitting for this game so I put my ~Photoshop talents~ to good use

filmeditors:

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beeth0ven:

historians: well we dont want say this is a love letter because men often expressed affections differently back then, so this person wasn’t gay, they were just friends

the letter in question: hey babe i cant wait for you to raw me tonight. aw man i love you so much dear husband. love having amazing homosexual intercourse with you. i think of your face everytime my wife makes me fuck her, you are my soulmate, i am gay,

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zaphiri:
“sometimes he forgets Dite can do that
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zaphiri:

sometimes he forgets Dite can do that

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lmaonade:

just a heads up if i ever act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything

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girls4thor:

That is so sad Alexa please don’t play anything bc I am scared of you and will not allow you in my Home

this is so sad alexa kill jeff bezos

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